| 2005-06-16 22:50:23 541 24 hours and I will be seeing the Killers! |
| 2005-06-16 15:53:59 540 I love Fark, Coast Guard tows shark-infested whale carcass into swimming area to see what happens when you do that |
| 2005-06-13 16:33:57 539 The world has gone to poop as I was wrong about Betty Jean. |
| 2005-06-13 15:49:28 538 Jurors reach verdict in Michael Jackson trial and he is guilty! OK, I am not 100% on that one, but he just has to be... |
| 2005-06-11 11:26:46 537 The rest of us have an example to live up too. One bourbon, one lawn mower, twelve beers, and blowing a .32 on the way to the gas station. Week two of anti-batchelorhood summer 2005 season and we are less than four hours from David Garraway going into bondage... Hopefully the Muncies will surface soon and let us know that they survived the first tropical storm of the season on a boat in the middle of it. |
| 2005-06-08 09:33:11 536 It is finally possible to hail a cab in Cuba and ride it to the US. |
| 2005-06-05 17:25:19 535 Muncie's wedding was awesome! More on that later... I just got back from riding a whole 20 miles on the bike. Went north of 82 on Montgomery, found this little county road that went over to Old West Point, came back into town, went to the office to get more water, looped back through downtown, and then back to the apartment. It is a whole 91 degrees now too! The odometer stands at about 620ish since late Feb. I am not spending anymore money on the bike until I break 1000. |
| 2005-06-01 09:32:18 534 Muncie's bachelor bash was last night. The location decided on was the Grill in Columbus just because of the Striped Baboon's Asses. The Berryhill's, Sesti, and I made it first and held down the fort. The man of honor showed up a little late but that was ok. Tommy tried to order a Striped Baboon's Ass and found that they do not serve them anymore for some reason. So we made do with Liquid Cocaine, Kryptonite, and a special special Sperm Bank for Muncie. At some point Tommy had grovelled enough to our waitress and she managed to get a single Striped Baboon's Ass for the married man. It was a beautiful drink, however google does not seem to know about it, and we were not told how it was made. After a bit there was a trip to everyone's favorite store on Hwy 69. After that our carload headed back to Starkvegas and the others went to watch the Longest Yard. Liquid Cocaine 1/4 shot Grand Marnier orange liqueur 1/4 shot Southern Comfort 1/4 shot vodka 1/4 shot amaretto 1 splash pineapple juice Kryptonite 3/4 oz Captain Morgan rum 3/4 oz Malibu coconut rum 3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur 3/4 oz pineapple juice 1 splash 151 rum Sperm Bank (Muncie's Favorite!) 1/2 shot tequila 1/2 shot vodka 1 drop cream Striped Baboon's Ass 1 shot ??? 1 shot ??? 1 shot ??? Layer them in a martini glass and drink with a straw. |
| 2005-05-28 12:20:23 533 Shirley Manson makes a hot hot nurse. |
| 2005-05-26 22:22:51 532 Dave Chapelle: "Tell the customer they have the wrong disk. If they use Apple, tell them we use PC. If they use PC, tell them we use Apple. If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." My brother is visiting Ole Miss for a graduate program. Josh Berryhill is dating the Ole Miss band's drum major. Is the sky falling, or are we just infiltrating them? Nine days and Jim Muncie is a married man. Eight more days and I rent a tux. A tux with round toe shoes. Boo for round toe tux shoes because of the pain they cause. I will just step on his mom's feet as I escort her... |