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My Cycling Log

2004-12-01 17:38:33 456

Lambda Chi Alpha's are not evil because they are too stupid.

Quote of the time period: "My understanding is they were having some type of activity that involved grain alcohol," police Capt. Mark Sizemore said.

And parents, PLEASE do not name a kid William Flynn Miller IV!

2004-12-01 17:27:33 455

Emily managed to have a wreck in front of Subway on Highway 12. Somebody stopped in front of her and she did not make it to the right lane in time to miss them. Of course they were driving a minivan and their plastic bumper was scratched. Her left front is pushed back kinda bad and the bumper is ready to fall off. Luckily the air bag did not go off and hurt her. She is fine of course. I drove it out of the road into Barnhill's parking lot. The tow truck guy wanted money for coming out even though he never hooked up to her car, but eventually he got stuff sorted out with the police and determined that Emily never asked for or authorized a tow. Emily's dad got here and we drove the poor Accord to my apartment. All of Emily's coolant is on Highway 12 and since she stopped at the turn light on Montgomery instead of going through on yellow, her car was a little steamy as it came into my complex. I rode with her dad back out to Mathiston to pick up a trailer and we came back and I drove the car up on it. The great thing is that the doors could not open once on the trailer so I had to pull a Dukes of Hazzard and get out of the passenger window.

2004-11-30 12:30:24 454

My girlfriend Anya...HEY, STOP DROOLING GUYS!!!

2004-11-29 23:39:07 453

If Microsoft had written nmap.

2004-11-29 23:34:58 452

Turkey day was good. Emily and I drove down to Natchez on Wednesday. Mother cooked Wednesday night, and again for Thanksgiving lunch and it was wonderful. Natchez was the same ole place. Friday morning we got up early to go partake of the Wal-Mart specials. First time I have been in a Wal-Mart since early September. On the way back to Starkvegas we had to stop in the hell that was Northpark on the day after Thanksgiving on the way through Jackson so that Princess Emily could shop. It was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be but the lot was still pretty much full.

I got to go to my first away football game ever on Saturday to not be in the band and it sucked. It was terrible. It was cold and raining. I am so glad that I did not have to stay so we left at halftime. Before the game, I made another apperance at Wal-Mart and randomly ran into Chad Johnson. He was always in my class from the 3rd to the 8th grade when he left for the greener pastures of the Franklin County school district.

2004-11-24 00:25:10 451

Was a good night:
Winsome Frazier career high 30 points (ties MSU mark with 8 treys)
Marcus Campbell career high 18 points
Gary Ervin career high 10 assists
Lawrence Roberts 40th career double-double

2004-11-20 10:54:30 450

Delta Chi's are evil!

2004-11-19 15:04:25 449

Get Firefox!

2004-11-16 22:55:36 448

Loyal minions of unite! I have a mission for you. Go to your friendly FoodMax location, and spend a mere $30 to aquire the elusive "Turkey Token." I have three and need a mere seven to get my free turkey. Provide a token, and you, yes you, will be able to participate in the devouring of the turkey set to take place at 33 on the night before MSU kicks Ole Miss's ass back to Hell where it belongs! So will you provide a turkey token or not!

Plus Food Max has 12packs of Coke products for $2.50, you kids can spend $30 easy on freakin mixers.....

2004-11-16 20:09:37 447

They may be drinkers but they are human beings. - Batman

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