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My Cycling Log

2004-10-25 09:55:52 421

Seems like is down right now because he was fired. is the site of the day.

2004-10-24 02:51:59 420

The index numbers are fixed. This is the now just the most recent problem I have found in hosing /etc by running etc-update with the "don't ask any questions, just break all of my stuff and write whatever you want to over my files, I just am lazy and do not care." Not good I say. Not good at all.

2004-10-24 02:28:13 419

My database is hosed. The index numbers are all wrong. How could it be?

2004-10-23 15:30:12 418

So the game started going well and Bryan and I decided to go. Near the end of the first half we made it. The game was freaking awesome. The Tommyites picked on me for being late to the game. I had figured like everyone else that the spread was going to be beat by Florida AND it was going to rain. Thankfully neither happened. This is the second best MSU football game ever, the first was the Snow Bowl. I was prodded into going onto the field by the trumpets. I was at the goal post when it came down. I got to carry it across the field with the rest of the frat rats. Near the far endzone, I was less than 10 feet from Croom with a freaking goal post on my shoulder. Life is sweet. We crossed out at the corner near the M Club, the post was passed ahead over the fence. I managed to get over the fence and got to my car quickly. It is the fastest I have ever gotten off campus after a game. So I rushed home and got a shower, got to close the liquor store tonight. Note to self: do not wear flip flops when we play Florida.

2004-10-22 02:20:40 417

wish we were playing SAI
-ryar the SAI destroyar

2004-10-21 14:40:25 416

School District Bans Halloween as to not offend "real" witches.

Listen up, you pirate, I choose copyright!

2004-10-20 16:56:08 415

In getting signed up for I signed up for a free trial of Netscape dial up access. Today I called to cancel it (for reference the number is 866 541 8233) and got this delightfully nice Indian accented woman. She wanted to upsell me to "Netscape ISP High Speed Web Accelerator" or something like that because it is "Five times faster!!" I asked her what it was five times faster than. She said my current connection. I went round and round for a bit and kept asking "Five times faster than what?" Apparently they do little but train people in a few keywords. She tried to give me an explanation of "if it takes five minutes to open a webpage then with high speed it would [unintelligible Indian]." I said "Oh ok, that is nice, but I still want to cancel." So that is that.

2004-10-20 15:45:42 414

As we march ever closer to the Apocalypse, those liberal weenies otherwise known as the Ninth Circuit did something good. They denied a lawsuit again Bush and Rumsfeld that was brought on by a guy representing the world's whales, porpoises and dolphins.

2004-10-16 14:53:57 413

"The government made it snow so that it would be easier to round up decent black people." - from Ice , a TV movie that appears to be the direct inspiration for Day After Tomorrow.

2004-10-16 13:31:08 412

It is a Saturday and it is statistically impossible that MSU will lose a football game today!

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