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2004-09-13 22:48:27 391

The "frog licking" Family Guy episode is the best ever.

2004-09-12 13:50:49 390

"Mississippi State played like, well Mississippi State and Ole Miss played like, well Mississippi State."

2004-09-09 00:38:38 389

If you really want to impress the other chefs in the kitchen on your first day, you can do it by throwing vegetables in the air and cutting them before they land again.

To test a motherboard correctly you need to plug a 110V pigtail into any wall socket. Once it is plugged in just take the two seperate ends and stick them on any two fins on the processor heat sink. If it makes a spark you know the board is good to go and you can troubleshoot something else.

The best way to remove asbestos is with a compressor and a putty knife.

If your car's engine is make a loud grinding noise that means everything is just fine.

Cutting off "Mr. Happy" will make it grow back longer.

You can't get a sexually transmitted disease from another person if they say that they really, really love you.

When re-entering the Earth's atmosphere, don't forget to open your chutes.

Build a man a fire, he is warm for the night.
Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

Heroin makes you pretty.

2004-09-08 17:18:47 388

It is completely unneccessary to use motor oil in cars. That scam is just a ploy by oil companies to keep themselves rolling in bucks. You can use vegetable oil. It is much cheaper and can stand higher heat.

2004-09-08 00:00:27 387

Province workshop was great. I ended up getting elected treasurer for the province, so it is looking like our chapter is going to have plenty of money for formal.

Cheese + windshield = hard to breath from the laughing

Yay, there is a new gcc! Movin on up from 3.3.3-r6 to 3.3.4-r1 and getting a new Gaim too.

2004-09-05 09:58:25 386

Woooo! MSU won a freaking football game! Ole Miss lost! And LSU *almost* lost! And Arkansas scored 63 points??

2004-09-03 21:09:33 385

Yay, sesser.net is now mine until 2006. Also http://checkip.dyndns.org/ would have simplified my old ip from bellsouth dsl modem grabbing script so much easier.

2004-08-30 13:47:31 384

"I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman."

2004-08-29 23:44:02 383

jsesser@gmail.com - Thanks for the invite Sesti

2004-08-29 23:26:29 382

Richard Cheese is awesome.

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