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My Cycling Log

2003-01-11 12:01:36 131

Yah, survived a party in Columbus last night. Just a wee bit hung over though now. It was a great party, there were so many people. I even met a nice tall girl :)

2003-01-06 23:21:35 130

I love spam. It is sooooooo much fun. "S?x with Animals. WOW!!!, your dick my mouth, Massive Titties, Real Huge C0cks, darlene thinks mandy wants your member" I wonder how much it pays to be a porno spam subject writer.

2003-01-03 11:44:21 129

Being the supreme ass I am sometimes, I managed to lose my relationship with Richelle. At least we are still friends; she came over last night and us and the Berryhills watched Mulholland Drive again.

2002-12-25 22:59:27 128

Mulholland Drive is definately F'ed up in a nice Lost Highway sort of way. Have to watch it a few more times to figure it out.

2002-12-22 16:06:13 127

"The idiots! Human specks! What is this business of groveling before dancers, novelists, and gigantic fairy opera singers? They're nothing but court jesters, nothing but light entertainment for...the Masters of the Universe." Yep I am enjoying the Bonfire of the Vanities a little.

2002-12-21 21:02:13 126

Herbert 92X. Funny stuff

2002-12-20 21:17:11 125

Whee home in Natchez for the third day already. David made it here yesterday. Today we applied for a temp job at the lumber company. Then we went and talked to Mrs McMullen at Natchez High for a while. At some point we went and saw the house that my dad is working on for some crazy doctor. The guy is paying $50k for cabinets that look "distressed" with premade cuts and messed up paint. They are not even made out of very good wood, and I could have made cuts like that for a mere $40k. Then we pissed Chris off by waking him up. Apparently last night he had to pretty much pull a double shift at the hotel because his relief did not show up in a sober state of mind. Then this afternoon me and David saw the Two Towers. The Two Towers is a lot better than the Fellowship because it does not have to deal with as much character development and gets a lot more into action. I just hope Richelle gets a chance to see it soon and does not get pissed at me for seeing it without her. At least I tried to call her tonight, key word tried. Three times.

2002-12-12 22:42:05 124

Yes the Store is REAL. I promise. The people at cafeshops will print out the shirts or thong and mail it right to your door. If anyone has any suggestions... just remember since I am not going to pay for a "premium" store, I can only sell one of each type of item.

So I wanted to change the style of this page to be able to include comments from the people who stumble upon this hole in the web. Found this neat PHP script called PSG at Of course I tried to make it better because the HTML it generated is all onone line. That is no good, so I corrected it by changing the printfs to use normal quotes instead of single quotes so that forward slash escape sequences could be used. It was looking really pretty and then I screwed it all up by trying to add additional table elements into it. Of course now I cannot find where it is screwed up because there are more than 1400 lines of code. Whee fun. For now the carnage will reside at

I have been the big two one for a few days now. There is more liquor in my apartment at this moment than ever before. Name it, we have it or at least a variety of it. My goal was to finish a fifth of Jim before I went to sleep. From 3PM to 3AM I managed all but about four shots and just couldn't drink anymore damn Dr Pepper. The DP will get you when you drink more than two liters in a few hours. Sad, I was bested by a "soft drink".

Time for some spook: Yukon UOP nitrate CNCIS M-14 bemd Ft. Knox Geraldton government Ruby Ridge sniper AMEMB Kosovo Mafia virus and if you do not get that you are either computer stupid or a vi user. Congratulations if you get that attempt at humor.
2002-12-02 13:53:31 123

A search on Google on sesser returns this as the number two page. Finally.

2002-12-01 23:01:58 122

Ole Miss sucks. They are all a bunch of filty assholes. Well except for the band and that one guy who told me "Good job State band." That was the only time I have been a little scared at a game. LSU looks pretty tame after Ole Miss this year.

MSU won the basketball game Saturday by 35. Wheee, a sport that we win at.

Chris rode with me back to Natchez this weekend. Everyone younger than me is getting married, popping out kids, or both which is terrible.

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